Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him and show him what to do. The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confessional.
In a few minutes, a woman comes in and says, "Father, forgive me for I have sinned."
The priest asks, "What did you do?"
The woman says, "I committed adultery three times."
The priest tells her, "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go sin no more."
A few minutes later another woman enters the confessional. She says, "Father, forgive me for I have sinned. I committed adultery three times."
The priest replies, "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go sin no more."
The rabbi tells the priest he thinks he's got it so the priest leaves. A woman enters the confessional and says, "Father forgive me. I have sinned. I committed adultery."
The rabbi asks, "Well how many times?"
The woman says, "Just once."
The rabbi replies, "Well go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for $5."
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