He then says that he has a problem - his stomach is very upset, and he has been running to the restroom all day. His problem is that the widow Mrs. Idoux is about to show up for her weekly confession, as she does every Friday at exactly 3:00. He asks the janitor to stand in for him at her confession, because Mrs. Idoux always has the same confession, carnal thoughts about a specific man. The priest says that he always gives Mrs. Idoux 10 Hail Marys and sends her on her way. The Janitor agrees, it is obvious the Priest would not ask such a thing were it unnecessary.
The Janitor steps in, and a couple minutes later, the widow Mrs. Idoux steps in to the confession booth. Mrs. Idoux says "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I have caved into my carnal thoughts and performed oral sex on a man who is not my husband." The Janitor, realizing he cannot give the same penance for carnal thoughts as oral sex, so he quietly steps out of the booth, calls an altar boy over, and asks "Hey, kid - what does the priest give for oral sex?", to which the boy replies "A coke and a snickers bar, why do you ask?"
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