A priest notices some errors in his bible...

It's the middle ages, and there's a young priest who has recently been ordained and starts working in a seminary. He's looking through the bible used for daily mass and notices consistent errors throughout the book. Worried, he goes to the bishop who runs the seminary.

"I've noticed that this bible has mistakes in it," he says to the man. "And worry that all the others in this establishment have been rewritten and rewritten so many times that the errors get worse and worse."

"Hand me that book," the bishop replies. "I'll go into the catacombs and find the original copy that all the others are transcribed from, and if I find anything wrong, I'll be sure to take note of it." And so he takes the bible with him underground.

Daily life resumes for about a month before the priest realizes he has not seen the bishop in all that time, and his problem was never brought up again. Concerned, he goes into the catacombs to search.
He finds the bishop hunched over a podium with the original copy of the bible, furiously writing away, and *crying*. *Weeping* into the bible. The priest runs up to him, shouting, "What's wrong? What's wrong? What happened?"
The bishop answers through tears.
"The word was '*celebrate*'!" he says, "*Cele-BRATE!*"

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