so he asks the altar boy to help him with the confessions.
"If someone comes for a confession, go to the confessional and pretend to be me. When they tell you their sin look it up on this reference book and tell them their penance"
Now that the altar boy is in charge a girl comes to confess. He goes to the confessional as instructed and pretends to be the father. The girl starts confessing:
"Father I've sinned. The other day in my house I was alone with my boyfriend and we started kissing. Things got out of hand and I ended up giving him a blowjob"
The kid starts looking in the book the penance for blowjobs, he checks the book over and over but cannot find anything about blowjobs so he quietly gets out o the confessional and goes looking for another altar boy. Finally he finds one and asks
"Dude you gotta help me, what does the priest do for blowjobs?"
"I don't know about you man, but me, he pays me $5"
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