As they come to a stoplight the priest rests his hand on the nuns knee. The nun says "Father remember Luke 14:10", and the priest removes his hand from her knee. A little while later they come to a stop again and he places his hand on her thigh, she again says "Father remember Luke 14:10", he quickly removes his hand. He doesn't try this again, after dropping her off he heads home and picks up his bible and flips to Luke 14:10 and it says, "Friend, move up to a better place"
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