A priest is doing confessional and really has to go to the bathroom.

While he's in between people, he notices the janitor outside the confessional booth.



**Priest:** "Hey John, come sit in here for me for a second while I use the restroom, please."



**John the janitor:** "Yes Father, no problem."



As the janitor is waiting for the priest to return, a woman enters the confessional booth.



**Woman:** "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."



The janitor nervously proceeds, "What did you do?"



**Woman:** "I gave a blow job to a married man."




As the janitor is struggling to come up with how to respond, he sees an altar boy walking through the church.



**John the janitor:** "Hey Timmy, what does Father Angelo normally give for a blow job?"



**Timmy:** "A bag of chips and a coke."