A priest goes to take a shower late at night.....

After going in he realizes that there is no soap and remembers he has soap in his room.And Goes To Get Soap Without Getting Dressed.
He Grabs Two Bars Of Soap In His Hands From His Room And Heads Back To The Shower.

He Gets Halfway Down The Hall Suddenly He Sees Three Nuns Coming His Way.
He Find No Place To Hide Than He Stands Against The Wall And Freezes Like He is A Statue.
The Nuns Stop And Comment: “How Original This Statue Is Looking.”

The First Nun Go Further And Pulls His D*ck.
Startled, Father John Drops A Bar Of Soap.

First Nun: “Oh Look, This Statue Is A Soap Dispenser.”

To Test Her Theory the Second Nun Also Pulls His D*ck, And Sure Enough He Drops The Last Bar Of Soap.

Now The Third Nun Then Pulls First Once, Then Twice And Three Times. Still Nothing Happens.
So She With Confusion Tries Once more time then she suddenly Yells: “Holy Mary, Mother Of God, It’s Liquid Soap This Time!”www