"Is your wife understanding?" the priest asks. The husband says "yes, she is very understanding" and takes his wallet and donates $700.
"Is your wife caring?" the priest asks. The husband says "yes, my wife cares about me a lot" and takes his wallet and donates $500.
"Is your wife loving?" the priest asks. The husband says "yes, she loves me for who I am" and takes his wallet and donates $900.
"Is your wife beautiful?" the priest asks. The husband says "no, but I love her" and takes his wallet and donates $5.
The wife shortly arrives. And as she nears the altar, the priest asks the husband: "keep the change?"
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