A priest comes home to his 3 sons.
He asks the first son "Son, have you sinned today?"
The son says "Yes Father I hit someone"
The priest says "Go drink from the Holy Water."
He asks the second son if he has sinned,
the second son responds "Yes father I swore"
The priest says " Go drink from the Holy Water."
The priest asks the final son, "Son, have you sinned today?"
The boy says " Yes I pissed in the Holy Water."
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