A priest and a Rabbi found themselves sitting next to each other on a plane.

A priest and a Rabbi found themselves sitting next to each other on a plane. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork... But have you actually ever tasted it?" The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have on the odd occasion..." Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion, too... I know you're supposed to be celibate. But...." The priest replied "Yes, I know what you're going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice." There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi said, "Better than pork, isn't it?"