a priest and a rabbi

> A priest says to his friend, the rabbi, that he has developed a plan of eating for free in really good restaurants.
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> "I simply go in at well past 9 in the evening; eat several courses slowly; linger over coffee, dessert, and a cigar. At about 2 am, as they are cleaning up, I keep sitting there until eventually a waiter comes up and asks me to pay.
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> Then I say, 'I've already paid my original waiter, who has left for the night.' And, because I am a man of the cloth,the waiter takes my word for it, and I just simply walk out the front door as calm as ever."
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> The rabbi, clearly impressed says, "Let's try it together this evening."
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> The priest agrees and books them into an expensive, 5-Star Italian restaurant.
> They both eat like kings and, just as before, right at 2 am, they are both sitting quietly after enjoying their very full meal.
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> Sure enough, a waiter comes over and hands the priest & the rabbi a bill and asks them to pay. The priest calmly says: "I've already paid our original waiter who has left for the evening."
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> And then the rabbi​ ​
> adds: "And we're still waiting for the change!"