The priest lines up his shot, adjusts his lucky cap, takes a deep breath, and swings! And misses.
"Fuck!" he shouts.
The nun is scandalized and warns the priest-'Father! Watch your language!'
The priest apologizes and decides to move onto the next hole.
He lines up his shot, adjusts his lucky cap, takes a deep breath, and...swings! This time the ball falls into a lake.
He throws his club down, screaming 'Fuck!'
The nun admonishes him, 'Father-you had better watch your language, or the Lord may strike you down!'
Again the priest apologizes and decides to move onto the next hole.
The priest lines up his shot, he adjusts his lucky cap and focuses intently on the ball. He takes a deep breath. He swings! And misses again!
'FUCK FUCK FUCK!' he screams.
The sky darkens as billowy storm clouds rush in. Suddenly, BOOM, a bolt of lightning strikes the green!
The nun lies dead as a doornail as the priest gawks to the side.
A rumbling voice from the heavens speaks:
"FUCK."
Edit: slightly modified wording as per /u/LanAlMadragoran's suggestion
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