A Priest and A Business Man were on a small aircraft flying with a young child when the plane hit severe turbulence that blew out the engines. The pilot announced over the speakers that the plane would crash in a matter of minutes and that there were only enough parachutes for two passengers.
When the co-pilot came back to the cabin to decide with the two men about the distribution of the parachutes he was surprised when the two men insisted on having the only two parachutes.
"But what about the child?", asked the co-pilot.
"Fuck the kid.", replied the Businessman.
To which the priest said,"Do you think there's enough time?"
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