A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street - discussing religious philosophy, ideals, and whatnot...
As they're walking by a park, they notice a group of small children playing kickball. One child kicks the ball a little too hard and the ball bounces into a street a bit.
A little boy yells, "I'll get it!" and chases after the ball.
The priest nudges the rabbi, while staring at the little boy and says, "I'd love to fuck him."
And the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"
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