how they disburse those funds. The priest says, "Collection plates are passed through the congregation at each service. I then take the entire collection out to the parking lot. I take chalk and draw a 5' diameter circle around myself. I gather up the collection in both arms and throw it high into the air. The money that lands outside the circle I give to God. The money inside is my salary for the week." The Rabbi says, "We too take up a collection. I go outside to our parking lot. Surrounded by 10 men, I too throw it up in the air. But that money that lands inside the circle I give to God. The little that lands outside is my salary for the week. The atheist says, "We a lot different, as you can imagine. We meet in an AA Community Hall. There are cans around the room folks can drop money into to keep us going. I gather up the money from the cans and take the collection out to the parking lot. I draw a 10' circle. Then I throw the collection up in the air. The money that God wants, he can keep."
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