A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Sheik....

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Sheik walk into a bar. The bar tender looks at them and frowns, saying, "I'm sorry but their is nothing i can give you men."
"But why?" asks the Sheik.
"Well i know men in your religion don't do not drink," answered the bartender.
The Sheik shrugs and begins to leave.
"And why not me?" asked the priest, "I drink wine everyday."
"This is a bar," the bartender countered, "you will find no children here."
In a huff the priest marched out mumbling under his breath.
...
As the three men caught up with each other they noticed that the Rabbi had left with them without a word to the bartender. The Sheik asked him, "Why did you leave, the bartender said nothing to you?"
the Rabbi paused for a moment and said, "Well if nether of you schmuck are paying....."