A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist Monk go golfing. After a few holes they decide to get down to business. They're trying to figure out how much of their money they should donate to the church. How much should they tell their members to give?
After much debate the Catholic Priest says, "let's draw a circle around the cup and throw all of our money in the air. Whatever lands inside the circle, we'll give that percentage to God. It is his will.
The Buddhist monk says, "I like that idea but why don't we donate everything that lands outside the box instead?"
The Rabbi looks at both of them and says, "Why don't we throw the money in the air and let God keep what he wants?"
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