A man holding a lit torch approached.
"Sir," said the priest. "Let me go and I'll assure your way to heaven."
"That's just selling indulgences," complained the minister. "Let me go and I'll teach your people the ways of the Lord."
"Oy Vey," said the rabbi. "You do realize I'm not Kosher."
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