A priest, a rabbi and a minister are fishing in a canoe on a lake. The priest says I'm gonna get some beer, steps out of the canoe on to the water and walks to shore. A short time later he walks back, with a 6 pack. The minister cannot beleive his eyes. After some beer, the rabbi says I need to take a leak. He stands up, steps onto the water and walks to shore, uses the bathroom by the docks, and walks back. The minister is mad with curiousity, but doesn't want the others to know that he's not holy enough to walk on the water. Well, the minister decides to try it himself. He announces I'm going to get some sandwhiches!, and steps off the boat. SPLASH!!! The priest turns to the rabbi and says: I guess we should have told him about those stepping-stones!
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