A priest, a nun and a prostitute...

approached the gates of heaven. Each must answer a single question from Saint Peter in order to gain entrance.

Saint Peter asked the priest, "Who was the first man on Earth?"

"That's easy," the priest replied. "Adam."

Then the angels sang, trumpets blew and the gates opened, allowing the priest passage into the kingdom of heaven.

Saint Peter asked the nun, "Who was the first woman on Earth?"

Amazed at her good fortune, the nun exclaimed with glee, "I know this one! Eve!"

Then the angels sang, trumpets blew and the gates opened, allowing the nun passage into the kingdom of heaven.

Saint Peter asked the prostitute, " What were Eve's first words to Adam?"

Dejected and dumbfounded, the prostitute muttered, "Wow, that's a hard one."
Then the angels sang, trumpets blew and the gates opened...