one day. After talking for a bit the priest says "hey rabbi, why don't you join the monk and I for a fishing trip tomorrow morning?" Thrilled, the rabbi accepts the offer.
They meet up at the docks around dawn, row out a bit, then cast out their fishing poles. Half an hour passes when the priest finally says "Hold I need to use the rest room." At that moment he steps off the boat and walks across the lake to take care of business. When he finishes, the priest walks back and resumes fishing.
The rabbi is amazed, thinking to himself "wow I am with a holy man today."
Few minutes later the monk exclaims, "I too must use the restroom." He too walks across the lake and returns in the same fashion as the priest. Even more amazed the rabbi thinks to himself, "I am not with a holy person, I am with holy men. Blessed by the lord himself."
Little time passes and the rabbi, while thinking he is as holy as these men, points out that he three has to use the restroom. The moment he steps out he plummets into the water and has to swim ashore.
The monk turns to the priest, "I think we should have told him where the rocks were."
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