A Presidential Joke

A guy, long suspecting that his wife was cheating on him, decided to try to catch her in the act.

He noticed that on Tuesdays and Thursdays, while he was working out, that when he got home the bed would be kind of messed up, and his wife always made the bed.
So one Thursday he decided to leave work early. He got to his apartment and started to unlock the locks and heard some noises.
He finally bursts in and sees a pair of men's pants, mans button up shirt, and tie.
He then goes into a raging fit demanding that his wife tells him where the man is.

The neighbor upstairs, which happens to be watering his plants on his balcony, hears the commotion and tries to lean over to hear what is going on better. When he does he loses his grip from his balconies railing, falls off his balcony, but is able to catch himself on the arguing couples balcony. All of the sudden the husband, looking for the guy that is screwing his wife, rushes out on the balcony and sees the neighbor hanging from his balcony and automatically assumes that his wife was screwing the neighbor.

He starts yelling at the neighbor "JOHN, YOU SON OF A BITCH! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS, YOU GODDAMN, NO GOOD PIECE OF SHIT! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"
He then starts punching John and pushing his arm and hand off of his balconies railing. Before John can even say anything, he falls from the balcony and on the ground, but is still alive.

The husband then sees that John is lying on the ground moving around a bit. The husband then yells "I AM GOING TO FINISH THE JOB YOU BASTARD!" The husband, in a rage, then starts looking around the apartment for something to throw down at John. He sees the refrigerator, pushes it through the balconies sliding glass doors, then over it's railing on to John killing him instantly.

As this is going on, God is telling Peter that heaven is starting to get full of the people he requires, and to only let people in that have died a horrible, tragic, death. Not long after god tells Peter this, poor old John pops up.

Peter asks John how he died. John then tells Peter, in grisly detail, the unfortunate way he died. Peter is taken aback and tells John. I am sorry my son, that is such a terrible way to pass....You may enter into heavens gates.

Not much longer after John popped up at heavens gates, Bill Clinton was behind him in line. He approached Peter after Peter had talked to John. Peter recognizes who he is and says. Well Hello there former president Clinton, how in the world did you end up here?
Bill then says Peter, it's the craziest damn thing. I was hiding in this refrigerator....