A preacher walks into a bar.

The preacher notices a drunk sitting at the bar and he strikes up a conversation. "Hello sir, I was wondering if you have found Jesus yet." The drunk looks up and replies "Nope!" So the preacher grabs him by the collar and drags him out he door and down to the creek. He then quickly submerges the man into the water and says "Then Jesus came from Galilee to the Jordan to be baptized by John. Hallelujah!" The preacher pulls the man to the surface of the water and asks him if he has found the lord. "Are you trying to drown me mother fu." the man screamed but was cut off as the preacher submerges him again and continues the baptism. "Jesus replied, “Let it be so now; it is proper for us to do this to fulfill all righteousness.” Then John consented." The preacher pulls the man to the surface again and asks him if he has found Jesus. "I can't breath. I need air. Please sto.." but without hesitation the preacher plunges the man below again and continues. "Jesus replied, “Let it be so now; it is proper for us to do this to fulfill all righteousness. Then John consented." Amen. The preacher smiled and looked down at the surface of the water and no bubbles were coming to the surface. He then dragged the drunk to the shore and began to perform CPR. After a few seconds the drunk coughed and spat up water. The preacher smiled and asked the drunk. "My son, have you found Jesus." The drunk looked at the preacher and said, "I looked everywhere under the water. I don't think Jesus is down there."