A Christian preacher, a Catholic priest, and a Jewish rabbi are out on a boat for the day. They've been out for a couple of hours, and it's really hot outside. The preacher says, "Boy, it's hot out here! I think i'll go get a drink." He then steps out of the boat and starts walking across the water. He keeps walking until he reaches the shore, and walks over to a vending machine and buys a soda. Then he walks back across the water and gets back in the boat. Then the rabbi says, "Come to think of it, I'm really thirsty too! I think i'll get a drink also." He then gets out of the boat, walks across the water, buys a drink, walks back across the water, and gets back in the boat, just like the preacher. Then the priest says, "I think i'll go get a drink too!" He gets out of the boat and starts walking across the water, but sinks immediately. Then preacher says to the rabbi, "Think we should have told him where the rocks are?"
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