A preacher was winding up a sermon with a tremendous fervour "If I had all the beer in the world, I would take that beer and throw it into the river!"
And the congregation shouted "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world" he continued "I would take that wine and throw it into the river!"
Once again the congregation shouted back in unison "Amen!"
"And if I had all the rum and whiskey in the world, I would take all of that and throw it ALL into the river"
The congregation cried back "Hallelujah!"
The preacher finished with his sermon, sat back down. The song leader stood up and announced "For our closing song, let us sing hymn number 365, 'Shall We Gather at the River?"
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