and asks for a vodka on the rocks.
The bartender swiftly prepares one for him but soon after heads out back to speak with the manager.
After the bartender comes back, the mushroom asks for another drink, but the manager interrupts him, insisting that he leaves.
The mushroom ignores him and grabs a beer from behind the counter.
The manager snatches it from his hands and demands that he leaves.
The mushroom replies "Why should I? I'm a fun guy."
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