A popular website for married men looking for secret affairs was hacked

The company which runs this website would like to assure everyone that they are doing everything they can to protect their users' personal information. In an effort to bring the hacking group which calls itself "Project Unicorn" to justice, they're coordinating with the Department of Homeland Security, the Ontario Provincial Police, the U.S Federal Bureau of Investigation, and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. When asked why the latter had to be involved a company spokesperson replied, "It's always good thing to have the mountees on the case when you're trying to hunt down a bunch of Unicorns."

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