* Politician dies
* St. Peter says politicians must spend one day in hell
* Politician visits hell and finds it to be luxurious and wonderful
* Politician returns to heaven and is asked to choose between heaven and hell
* Politician chooses opulence of hell
* Goes back to hell and finds it dark, torturous, and horrible
* Politician asks Satan why it's no longer perfect
"You see, yesterday, we were campaigning. But today, you voted..."
(I am not giving credit, no way)
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