As per usual, a genie comes out and offers him three wishes.
The Polish guy things for a moment and says, "I wish for all of Ghengis Khan's armies to go rampaging across the steppes to the border of Poland, then turn around and go home."
"All right," the genie says, "Done. What's your second wish?"
"I wish for all the Mongol hordes of Asia to go rampaging across the steppes to the border of Poland, then turn around and go home."
"Are you sure?" asks the genie. "It's the same as the first one." The Polish guy confirms that yes, this is his wish. "All right, and your third wish is...?"
Sure enough, the Polish guy wishes for all the legions of Mongolia to go rampaging across the steppes to the borders of Poland then turn around and return east.
"Fine," the Genie says, "Done. But come on, what the hell?"
The Polish guy smiles. "Russia has just been sacked and burned SIX TIMES!"
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