The officer picked up the bunny fearing that the little guy would get squished. He waved down a BMW filled with some rich kids. He said, "You guys look responsible. Please take this bunny to the zoo for me." The rich kids took the bunny and said very seriously, "We won't let you down."
The police officer watches as they drive away, happy with himself that he saved an innocent life.
About a week later the officer is in the same spot directing traffic when the same BMW full of rich kids pulls up. One of them jumps out, holding the bunny. He presents the bunny to the officer and says, "Here you go!"
The officer looks back and says, " I thought I told you to take this bunny to the zoo!?"
And the rich kid looks back and says, "We did take him to the zoo...then to the circus...then to the mall...then to the movies...and now we're bringing him back to you!"
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