The officer slows down to observe, and to see if the argument would become violent. The 2 men are bitter, and get louder by the minute. Suddenly, they both reach into their pockets. The first man pulls out some sodium chloride and throws it at the second man, while the second man get a 9 volt and 2 AA's and throws them at the first man.
The officer calls for backup, and the 2 men are arrested for assault and battery.
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