.. a nun drinking a bottle of rum on the side of the road.
"Sister, what are you doing? Should you not be at the convent?" he asks.
"I'll be going hic back soon officer. I'm trying to hic cure the Mother Superior's hic constipation" she slurs.
Getting annoyed, the police office says, "Sister, look at the state of yourself, how do you expect to help the Mother Superior when you're so drunk?"
The nun looks at the office with a sly grin and says, "this is all part of the hic plan officer. The Mother Superior will take one look at me when I come back and she'll hic shit herself."
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