At the gates of hell, the devil tells them that they all weren't really bad people in life, and so if they can impress him, he'll let them go to heaven. He puts each of them alone in a windowless, furniture-less, completely empty cinderblock room, and gives them two small steel balls. He tells each of them "you have one hour. If you can do something with these here balls that impresses me, you can go to heaven.
So an hour goes by, and he checks on the Russian first. "What have you done to impress me with these balls?" He asks. He finds one ball in the middle of the room and one in the corner. "You can't be serious! Off to hell you go" he says.
Next he goes to the American. He finds finds the American balanced one ball perfectly on top of the other. "Now that's pretty cool. But I'm still not impressed. Off to hell for you too".
Finally he comes to the Polak's room. "What have you done with the balls to impress me?" He asks. The Polak replies "Forgive me pan lucifer, I broke one and lost the other". The devil is so impressed that he managed to break a steel ball and lose one in a completely empty room that he lets him o to heaven.
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