There are three passengers, an American, a Brit, and a Chinese man. The flight attendant hands out parachutes but has trouble convincing the three to jump.
The captain runs out of patience and shoves the attendant out the door with her own parachute. A few moments later, she sees the three passengers jumping out from above.
Once on the ground, she asks the captain what he did to convince the three. He said, "Easy. I told the American it was an adventure and he jumped. I told the Brit it was for country and he jumped."
Mystified, the flight attendant asked, "What about the Chinese man?"
The captain replied, "I told him it was free."
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