"I regret to inform you that due to excess weight we are going to have to let go of all the food"
Everyone complains, but down goes the food.
A minute later: "That was not enough, if we don't get rid of all the cargo, we'll all die"
There are people yelling, but the cargo goes down.
5 minutes pas by: "Well, that was no good, I am very sorry but we will have to let go of people, but just for you to see that we are **not** biased, we'll do this in alphabetical order, so the African-Americans, please"
Nobody moves.
"Ok, the Black people, please"
Nothing.
"Ok, the Coloreds, please move forward"
A black girl turns to her mom and says "Mom, I thought we were African-Americans"
"No, baby, today, we're niggers and we go *after the Mexicans*!"
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