A plane is going down...

The flight attendant announces to the passengers "if i'm about to die, I'm gonna die feelin' like a woman! Is there anyone here who can make me feel like a woman?!" she the proceeds to strip down naked--a man approaches her and removes his shirt--muscles, 6-pack abs and tan. He hands the flight attended and says i can! Here's my shirt, iron it and make me a sandwich please.

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