The pilot announces "The plane is experiencing a technical fault which means we can't clear the mountain in front of us. Rather than detouring around it and delaying your arrival, we'll just remove some parts of the plane to make it lighter. Could the passengers near the back please hold onto any loose items, as we'll remove the tail first."
The stewardesses remove the the tail and the flight continues, until a few minutes later when the pilot comes back on the intercom. "We've gained some altitude, but not enough. Please hang on to the straps over your heads, we're going to remove the bottom of the plane."
The bottom of the plane is removed, everybody grabs onto the overhead straps, and the flight continues until the pilot announces "We still need to gain altitude. We have one parachute on board. Would anybody be willing to jump? You'll be compensated for the trouble."
One man, who is a professional skydiver, volunteers.
Everybody applauds.
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