A Plane Full of Americans, French and Cubans Crashes on an Island Full of Cannibals (Cuban Joke)

The cannibals quickly round everyone up and separate them by nationality.

First, they call forward the French. One of the Frenchmen tries to convince the cannibals that instead of cooking them they should try some delicious French cuisine instead. The cannibals let the French prepare a feast then surprise, kill, and eat them as part of the meal.

Next, the Americans. They try to convince the cannibals to not eat them because the US will utterly destroy the island in vengeance for harm to its citizens. The cannibals smile and respond 'they won't hurt us if they don't know you survived to begin with' and eat them.

Finally, the Cubans. As Cubans living in Cuba often travel abroad only in delegations (to make sure people don't try to run off), they send as their representative the *jefe de delegación* (delegación chief).

Before being eaten, he demands a personal audience with the chief of the cannibals. The cannibals humor him and grant the audience.

The Cuban says "Let me start off by asking a few questions. First, do you have a CWC? Organization of Cannibal Women Communists?"

"No," responds the chief, perplexed.

"What about a CCY? Communist Cannibal Youth organization?"

"No."

"Well then, you must have a CCP. A Cannibal Communist Party."

"No," the chief repeats.

"Well then, I gotta ask, why are you guys all starving?"