A plane crashes in the middle of the Sahara Desert. Only the pilot and his co-pilot survive.
The pilot is badly injured and can't leave the cockpit, let alone the plane. He knows they have no supplies on board and a rescue party could be days or even weeks away. He tells the co-pilot to go scouting for food and water and return with whatever he finds.
Hours pass before the co-pilot returns and says, "Well, I have good news and bad news."
"Give me the bad new first," says the pilot.
"There's nothing to eat but sand," replies the co-pilot.
"And what's the good news?"
"There's fucking loads of it!"
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