The bartender finally can't take the curiosity, and asks, "Excuse me, Cap'n, but I couldn't help but notice the steering wheel sticking out of your pants. What the hell is that thing doing there?"
"Arrr, I dunno," answered the captain, "but it's driving me nuts."
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