An overweight man decided get a tattoo of the Virgin Mary on his chest. He showed it to his wife that night, and they made love. As soon as he fell asleep, the wife cut her husband’s head off with a kitchen knife and ate it.
The wife was brought to trial for murder, but the jury found her not guilty by reason of praying man-tits.
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