when suddenly a deep fog rolls in, completely obscuring his view of the ground and making him lose his bearings. In desperation, he opens the window and yells at a passing building "HELP! CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE I AM?" A window on the building opens up and a man leans out to yell "YOU'RE IN AN AIRPLANE!" The pilot closes the window, changes his course, and maneuvers his way over to the airfield, landing the plane perfectly. His copilot, white as a sheet, looks at him and says "how did you know where we were?" and the pilot says "Well I knew we were near the Microsoft HQ because the guy told me something completely true, but absolutely fucking useless!"
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