A piece of string walks into a pub and asks for a drink. But the bar manager refuses saying: 'No way, you're just a piece of string.'
So he ties himself up into a knot and frays his edges in the hopes that the barman will fall for his disguise. He walks back into the bar and asks again for a drink. The barman says again: 'No way, you're just a piece of string.'
But the piece of string replies: 'I'm afraid not.'
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