Bartender says, we don't serve your kind around here. So the string leaves and his friend follows him out and says "you need a disguise!" So he frazzles and frays the end of the string, puts some glasses on him, and ties him together so he doesn't look so stringy.
The string, happy with his new disguise, walks back into the bar and order a drink. Bartender says "Don't I know you?"
To which the string responds "I'm a frayed knot!"
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