a piece of string was walking down the street when it decided to get a drink... so it walked into the bar and hopped up on a stool and asked the bartender for a drink... the bartender pointed to a sign that said "no strings allowed" ... so the string hung it's head and left... the next day undeterred the string puts on a hat and glasses as a disguise and walked back into the bar... he hops up on the stool and asks for a drink... the bartender take a look at the string and says you're not fooling anyone and points to the sign "no strings allowed" ... the next day now determined more then ever ... the string wraps himself around himself and cuts some of his strings... he walks back into the bar and hops up on the and orders a drink... the bartender looks him over, points to the sign "no strings allowed" and say can't you read?... the string [replies](http://i.imgur.com/9ohNxGM.jpg)
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