He takes a seat at the bar and drinks his whiskey not bothering anyone.
A banana comes in and sits down next to him, and orders a drink. Turns to him and says
"Man, you don't look too good. You're all green and shriveled."
The pickle looks at him and says, "yeah.... I'm a pickle."
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