A physicist, a chemist, and an economist are stranded on an island with nothing to eat

A can of soup washes ashore.
The physicist says, "Let's smash the can open with a rock.”
The chemist says, "Let's build a fire and heat the can first.”
The economist says, "Let's assume that we have a can opener."  (Paul Samuelson)

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