A utilitarian, a deontologist and a solipsist walk in to a bar.
The utilitarian goes up to the bartender and orders a round of drinks for the bar. Raising his glass, he says "To happiness and the good life!"
After they finish the first round, the deontologist also orders a round for the bar. Raising his glass to the crowd, he says "To doing the right thing!"
Once they finish the round, the solipsist goes up to the bar and orders a single drink. Raising his glass, he says nothing and takes a drink.
The deontologist and utilitarian shoot him a dirty look and ask "shouldn't you be getting everyone a round?" The solipsist looks at them quizzically and says "What do you mean? I just did!"
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