A pastor is visiting an elderly blind female church member

There is a can of peanuts on the table. As the two talk the pastor keeps eating the peanuts, and at the end of the visit he realizes he has eaten all of the ladies peanuts.

The pastor, felling really bad, apologizes and offers to bring over a new can of peanuts. The female church member replies:

"No, that's OK. See I can't eat peanuts anymore so I buy chocolate covered peanuts suck off the chocolate and spit the peanuts back into the can."

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