A nun dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter says to her, "I'm sure you've lead a
virtuous life, Sister, but before I can let you into heaven, you must answer one
question. What," asks St. Peter,"were Eve's first words when she saw Adam?"
"Boy," says the nun, "that's a hard one."
"That's right!" says St. Peter, and the pearly gates open wide.
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